Degeneracy

Mom:

*calls my name*

Me:

*closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*

Mom:

Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.

Me:

*Insert my having to get off my double bunk bed*

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